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deathofadeity:

iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

Half of tumblr finally gets laid

tupacabra:

when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay

hausofeinhorn:

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

Me!!!!

hausofeinhorn:

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

Me!!!!

Do you see this lovely little flower right here on the right ? Yes ? Well then good because she is the loveliest thing to ever happen to me and a life without her is just plain ass boring

Do you see this lovely little flower right here on the right ? Yes ? Well then good because she is the loveliest thing to ever happen to me and a life without her is just plain ass boring