The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you
Half of tumblr finally gets laid
when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
I’m dying
me arriving at the gates of hell
Me!!!!
Do you see this lovely little flower right here on the right ? Yes ? Well then good because she is the loveliest thing to ever happen to me and a life without her is just plain ass boring